WEEK 11 UPDATE: July 23, 2020 By: Snapper (Posted: July 25)
Low Actual: Larry Cooper “35”
Low Net: Tony Burton “29”
Greenies 1: Larry Cooper
Greenies 2: Tony Burton
Team Skin: Snapper/Tony T ($200 pot)
5-Hole: Matt Murany
AOTD: Steve Markunas
AOTD????: Honorable Mention to 1st runner up Johnny Martin for ill-advised abuse of US currency…to pay off a bet with Wolf he crumpled a $20 bill into a small ball and threw it at him… missed… and lost it in the bushes… 2nd runner up Rick Carlson for looking right at Jake Ford and offering him greenie money when being told Tony Burton won… yes, both newbies but I know which is which… but did I??? and winna is: Steve Markunas for taking the greenie stakes from me early saying its position round and I’m going 1st – I got em…. then waiting for Timmy in the parking lot while 3 teams went off ahead of him without the stakes…
JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS: COOP….STUTZ and ROMO all won $25
WORTHY OF NOTE: Team Skins Winners bought the league a round upon winning the team skin…. Nice ? Sure….Impressive? not really, since multiple BEER BABES bought the league Fireball Shots …Not Once, But Twice!!!!
“WHO HAS IT BETTER THAN US??!!!”
“WHO HAS BETTER BEER BABES THAN US?!”
Answer To Both: NOBODY!!!!!!!
THANK YOU LADIES!
(DaBlade’s UPDATE) SCARY MOMENT at the last hole gallery, when I witnessed what appeared to be Majestic Beer Babe, Molly, on the receiving end of some abdominal thrusts (otherwise known as the Heimlich maneuver – a first aid procedure used to treat upper airway obstructions by foreign objects).
The concerned looks on the faces on nearby Snappers – while hard to look at – tell the story better than words.
I didn’t see what caused Molly to choke, but thanks to a quick thinking Timmy ‘Doctor K’ Kachelski, she will continue to sling beer & accoutrements to thirsty Snappers for many years!
Unwinding on the beer deck…
History of the Majestic Beer Babes of the Week
The Snapper League has been awarding the MBBOTW award to lucky beer babes since July 9, 2007, when Lori Lynn was first inducted with the now famous “ponytail and thigh” shot. Since then, many have been honored with this prestigious award. Sadly, we have yet to get that elusive shot of the MBB in her “natural habitat”, but sit back and enjoy them captured in captivity supplying their precious cargo of golden nectar to thirsty Snappers. God bless America. And God bless our MBBs!
MBB Natural Habitat: At the end of the day towards dusk, the beer babes gather down at the dock on Lake Walden, playfully wading and splashing each other to cool off, their soaked and clinging attire dripping in slow motion…
GO SNAPPERS 2020!!!