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[Golf Sheet / Week 12 (July 31, 2025) – 7/24 Results]<-click

CUDOS :   CONGRATS! 

GREENIES:  RICK NORTH & TIMMY KACHELSKI

LOW ACTUAL: PAUL CROW  “41” (10 OUT OF TEN!) CAN HE SWEEP!

LOW NET:  DAVE & JASON WOLFENDEN   “35”

5—HOLE:  RICK NORTH

TEAM SKIN:  THE WONDERTWIN WOLFENDENS ON #16 – A 3-WEEKER!

BIRDIES??? ONLY TWO. 1 for CAM AND ONE FOR TIMMY K (HIS GREENIE).

TRIPLE BOGIES? YEP. THIRTEEN OF THEM.

AOTD?:  KEITH BROWN (OUR FIRST OF THE YEAR!)

Blade’s Slice:
AOTD: We have a “winner”. Keith Brown wins for… well, for being late I guess? He wasn’t on the beer deck post-round to defend himself, so I have to go off the accuser’s charges uncontested. Apparently, Keith was in his air-conditioned home and was contemplating not showing for golf due to it being too hot outside. Meanwhile, his partner Paul was spotted waiting for him on the deck as the cart limo took the last group to the dock for the pre-round boat ride. According to my sources, Keith did end up showing 25 minutes late. In the history of the league, many Snappers have been late to golf due to work or traffic or any number of reasons beyond their control. This might be the first documented case where the tardiness was a decision. At least you get a free ball for the dubious distinction!

Honorable Mentions (Really? No winner through the first 9 weeks, and now we not only have a winner, but runner-ups?): Glenn Simmington “I’m taking my flag and going home.” . A criminal defense attorney by trade, Glenn found himself on the other side of the law as he was spotted trying to abscond with the hole flag on #16. Walking off the green and back to the cart with his putter, ball and… flag over his shoulder! (somewhere, Nancy Kerrigan can be heard sobbing, “whyyy!?”) Apparently, his opponents had to detain Glenn while they heroically returned the flag to the hole ala Iwo Jima style.

Dishonorable mention goes to Wolf, for rude and discourteous discourse. After I hit the longest drive on #17, (and a full round of missing every single makeable putt) Wolf says, “Nice drive, but you still have to putt it.”

In other News:
Cousin Mike and I are sitting in the cart after finishing the round, with our opponents Wolf and JWolf. (The plan was to form the Last Hole Gallery, since we were first off, but we gave up waiting for the second group after about half an hour). While we are waiting, Cousin Mike notices that father & son Wolf and JWolf are unusually jolly, we assume because of the 20-2 point a## kicking they gave us. In deadpan fashion, Mike asks JWolf, “He’s gonna take you out for ice cream tonight, isn’t he?”

GO SNAPPERS!