Snapper Scramble 2019

RESULTS

MAJESTIC SNAPPERS 2019 THURSDAY NIGHT GOLF LEAGUE
YEAR-END OUTING @ MOOSE RIDGE GOLF CLUB
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2019

1 st Place -12 “59”
(won 18 holes/cart each @ Moose Ridge)
TEAM #2:
DAVE HAMILTON CHRIS JOHNS TOM BOYD RICK CARLSON
2nd Place -7 “64”
(won 18 holes/cart each Metamora CC)
TEAM 5:
SCOTT GREGORY STEVE PELTIER TONY TOMASZEWSKI RICK BAILEY

3 rd Place 3way tie -5 “66”
TEAM #4:
CREIG ALLEN TOM HARRISON JASON CARRIER JOHNNY MARTIN
TEAM #8:
DAVE FUREY HERB GREEN DAVE LAWLESS JASON WOLFENDEN
TEAM #7:
DJ HOCHSTEIN MIKE ROMANOWSKI MIKE BLOOMFIELD JERRY CARLSON
6 th Place 3way tie -3 “68”
TEAM #1:
JAMIE LEECE STEVE MARKUNAS RON HARMON JOHN LEECE
TEAM #3:
LARRY COOPEER TIM KACHELSKI MATT MURANEY BILL CAPE
TEAM #6:
DAVE WOLFENDEN KEVIN STUTZMAN PAUL OGINSKI KEN HOCHSTEIN

SCRAMBLE SKINS WINNERS

$210 each

Hole # 9 par 3 Birdie “2”
TEAM #8:
DAVE FUREY HERB GREEN DAVE LAWLESS JASON WOLFENDEN
Hole # 15 par 4 Eagle “2”
TEAM #2:
DAVE HAMILTON CHRIS JOHNS TOM BOYD RICK CARLSON

Hole # 13 par 4 Birdie “3”
TEAM 5:
SCOTT GREGORY STEVE PELTIER TONY TOMASZEWSKI RICK BAILEY

GREENIE WINNERS
$40 each

Hole # 6 Jason Carrier
Hole # 9 Herb Green
Hole # 12 Ron Hamon
Hole # 16 Chris Johns

2019 LEAGUE WINNERS
1 st Place Jamie Leece Herb Green
(won 18 Hole /cart Metamora CC + dozen Pro V1 balls each)
2nd Place Dave Furey Mike Romanowski
(won 18 Hole /cart Metamora CC + 1 golf glove each)
14 th (LAST) Place Dave Lawless Bill Cape
(each won bag of pink Tees + 6 florescent lime green very findable golf balls)

LUCKY CARD RAFFLE WINNERS

1 st card drawn: CREIG ALLEN
$100 cash winna
2 nd card drawn TONY TOMASZEWSKI
Two 18 hole/cart GULL LAKE STOATIN BRAE GOLF Passes

  • $300 gift cert Firekeepers casino hotel $530 Total Value
    3 rd card drawn MIKE BLOOMFIELD
    Foursome golf/cart Flint Golf Club $300 value
    4 th card Drawn PAUL OGINSKI
    Twosome golf/cart The Emerald Golf Course St. Johns Michigan $110 Value

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE AND
THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR AND
ALOT OF FUN SNAPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2019 FINAL WEEK RESULTS


[Current Golf Sheet]


[Week-by-week 2019 scores]

WEEK 18 UPDATE: August 29, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: September 5)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Scott Gregory “41”
Low Net: Rick Carlson “33”
Greenies 1: Matt Muraney
Greenies 2: Jason Carrier
Team Skin: R Carlson/S Markunas
5-Hole: Tom Boyd
ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:Nope

Congratulations to this year’s Champions, Jamie & Herb!

But enough about them – I’m sure we’ll all hear more and more about it at the last meeting after the year-end scramble. Speaking of the scramble, here is the info you’ve been waiting for:

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2019 @ 8:30 AM (check in) 9:00 AM start tee time
LOCATION: MOOSE RIDGE is located at 11801 Doane Rd, South Lyon, MI 48178 ..use your
GPS!!!!

GET THE HAND-OUTS (click the links for the PDFs)

19 outing Moose Ridge
Includes details on the Annual Scramble and Dinner; SCRAMBLE RULES, and Prizes.

HERE ARE YOUR 2019 SCRAMBLE TEAMS (place yer bets)
19 scramble pairings

That’s it for now. Be there or be square. Scramble results and photos will be posted here so check back.

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

FINAL 2019 WEEK SNAPPERS!

[Current Golf Sheet]

WEEK 17 UPDATE: August 22, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 28)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Hamilton “38”
Low Net: Mike Bloomfield “29”
Greenies 1: Jamie Leece
Greenies 2: Scott Gregory
Team Skin: K Hochstein/D Hamilton
5-Hole: Mike Bloomfield 
ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:Nope…too nice a night

Birdies?: Hamilton (2), Muraney (2) Furey, Gregory, Romanowski, Harrison & Leece

LEAGUE STANDINGS????? Well it is the final week and position round and here it is.Jamie and Herb need 3 points to lock it up and win the league. 2 points gets them a tie. Winners for the last two years Furey & Romanowski have the task

BATTLE FOR FIRST!!!

TEAM SKINS Kenny & Dave Hamilton won a 2 week carry this week. This weeks pot WILL have a winner by drawing holes one at a time and everybody is in every draw until we break it so get as many good team holes as you can.

As an aside note that this year as of last week (going in) the overall league average is 1/3 of 1 stroke higher than last year…YOU HACKS!!!! Who is most responsible for this???oh well count me in.

Last Place Battle for the Backwoods!

DON’T FORGET : When next we meet we will be checking into Moose Ridge at 8:30am for a 9am shotgun scramble. Bring cash $25/man for gambling games and as much as you want for the $5 a crack or 5 for $20 raffle which will have a prize and cash pot of approximately $550 – $700 (or more)? for 2 winners to split (depending on participation).

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

IS IT MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA (ala Brady Bunch)????? – OR IS IT FUREY FUREY FUREY (as it seems this week)??

[Current Golf Sheet]

WEEK 16 UPDATE: August 15, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 21)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Scott Gregory & Jamie Leece “39”
Low Net: Scott Gregory “32”
Greenies 1: Dave Furey (his 1st of the year)
Greenies 2: Kevin Stutzman (his 1st of the year)
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Dave Furey (his 1st of the year)

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY: Nothing doing this week….only 2 more weeks to go and only 5 of us have distinguished ourselves thusly so far.

Also still no Eagles and 6 of us still looking to join the birdie club….6 of us do not yet have double digit pars…,less than half of us have won all the greenies ……WOLF is as close as we have to finishing out the sheet in SUDOKO QUEST form (filling in all the boxes) but even he needs Eagle…5 Hole and AOTD… SO LETS STEP IT UP…….

LEAGUE STANDINGS????? Jamie and Herb are threatening to shut us all out……they have a 23 point lead I believe coming into play tonight agai9nst COOP & Tommy…. And Watch out for the match between WOLF/JWOLF & FUREY/ROMO both wannabies right now and both with a shot to make it into the 1st place position round playoff the last week. No disrespect intended for the rest of you guys treading water in the mid 160 points…go for it…

LAST PLACE??? It is a 4 team dogfight……

JAMIE’S SCRATCH SKINS:…..FUREY…LEECE….COOP…you go girls……scoop up the cash…..

TEAM SKINS are a 2 week carry this week…..If we have no winner this week we WILL have a winner the last week by drawing holes one at a time and everybody is in every draw until we break it…

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

3 WEEK CARRY OVER TEAM SKIN? HOW MUCH CASH IS THAT??

WEEK 15 UPDATE: August 8, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 13)

[Current Golf Sheet]

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Mike Romanowski “40”
Low Net: Jason Wolfenden “34”
Greenies 1: none
Greenies 2: Dave Muraney double greenie payout!
Team Skin: Team Wolfenden-Lucky hole # 17 for Team Wolf taking down a 3 week carry over pot
5-Hole: Scott Gregory

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:,August 8, 2019:
Oh My!! What a week….multiple nominations and a 1st ever tie vote.
Honorable Mentions: Rick Carlson for sending his partner Tony T back to the tee from their mid fairway drives to retrieve the greenie markers thought to be there when they were instead in fact about 20 feet away in their opponents’ cart…..Pic Pic was also nominated for stealing the last seat on the dock train cart being saved for Tony T who was getting drinks and scheduled 1st on the tee (well actually 2nd but Tommie wasn’t there…that is another story) when Pic was not scheduled til, later and his partner wasn’t there yet…thereby putting the whole league about 30 minutes behind schedule…. The WINNAS R: 1st Jerry Carlson for arriving at the course with the official scorecards about 5:30 for a 5:00 tee time.. His defense offered in absencia (someone said and he wasn’t there) the cards were not in the manbag anyway upon which yours truly immediately pulled them from the bag in their own folder labeled “blank scorecards” and 2nd Tommy Harrison for arriving at the said boat shuttle cart at the last minute perplexed…he was actually scheduled 1st off and Cooper had played over to the tee and was anxiously waiting…but Tommy needed beer (its for Coop he said)…what to do? Most would simply await the next shuttle but Tommie decided that he would somehow appease Coop by sending his golf bag over ahead of him while he bought beer…Now who was perplexed???

BIRDIE CLUB: There are 6 Snappers still without a birdie…but did you realize there are 28 with no Eagles…..running out of time and we usually get one or 2 even though it is more difficult to do so at this course playing from Jamie’s blue tees….

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

One Man Bag to rule them all…

WEEK 14 UPDATE: August 1, 2019 By: ‘Blade (Posted: August 7)

[Current Golf Sheet]

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Mike Romanowski “38”
Low Net: Matt Murany “32”
Greenies 1: Larry Cooper
Greenies 2: Jerry Carlson (sorry, Ron. I thought I was cutting Coop.)
Team Skin: double carry over for a hondo.
5-Hole: Johnny ‘Golf’ Martin

Birdies: Steve Peltier, Larry Cooper and Ron Harmon all added to their totals while the poorer stayed poor. Still a few out there though.

It’s not a “Purse” and it’s not a “Murse”. It’s just the Man Bag.

Everybody knows what happened to Frodo-Blade in The Lord of the Man Bags when he put the Man Bag on his shoulder. He immediately became visible to the threatening Eye of Snapper-Sauron all the way from Daytona Beach, and under attack by the Nazgûl league members. As Frodo-Blade journeyed closer to Lake Walden and the Majestic, the corruptive power of the Man Bag became too much to bear. In any case, Snapper-Sauron is back to reclaim the Man Bag and lead the Fellowship of the league.
The End

And now for some Man Bag jokes:

A father in Iraq gifted his son a new Man Bag for use in his golf league. Son – “Thanks for the Baghdad”

“Why is there sweat on my Man Bag?” “Calm down, it’s just a little pursepiration.”

After returning from a trip from the Sunshine State, Snapper tells Timmy all the things he’d seen. “Did you know in Florida they use alligators to make handbags?” Timmy says in amazement, “Wow, it’s crazy what they can make animals do these days.”

What did Grandpa say after leaving his Man Bag on a bus? “Allahu Akbar!”

A policeman arrives at the crime scene “Now, sir, can you describe the man who stole your Man Bag?” “Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn’t see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.” “How do you know that?” “He told me as he was running off.

Snapper walks into a bank to deposit golf league funds… He grabs the pen to sign his name, but it (inevitably) doesn’t work, so he hunts in his Man Bag. He pulls out a thermometer saying, “Shit, some asshole’s got my pen.”

The Fellowship of the League

Ba-dum. Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

Daytona Dreamin’

[Current Golf Sheet]

WEEK 13 UPDATE: July 25, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 1)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green “38”
Low Net: Dave Furey “33”
Greenies 1: Tommy Harrison
Greenies 2: Larry Cooper
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Tom Boyd
Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Wolfenden and Larry Cooper

EDITOR’S NOTE: Snapper was drinking Rum Runners and sweltering on a deep sea fishing boat off Daytona Beach when he updated the golf sheet, so any mistakes (real or imagined) are his and his alone (well, and maybe his bartender’s too).

WELCOME TO THE BIRDIE CLUB Timmy K and Ricky C!!!!!!!!!! There are now only 6 Snappers (You know who you are) without birds so lets help em out.if you see em go by flip them the bird. We also hade birdies by Peltier….Coop……Tommy H…..Wolf & Hollywood….. JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS??? Whish ones held up against the pack? Wolf and Coop…..

Also Notable…. This week we had 2 guys HERB GREEN and DAVE FUREY who failed to shoot par on only 2 of the 9 holes they played……pars on the other 7 holes….WOW…..HERB shot 38 for the low round to Furey’s 39 but Dave took the low net honors with 33 to Herbs 34….again I say: WOW!!!!!

Congratulations to Emma, the Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

As you all should know I am on vacation this week and will miss you but I leave you with this thought: “I am cooling off in the ocean surf at Daytona Beach and you’re not………”

The calm before the beer…
C Money see Red Snapper?
Fish Fry!

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

ANYBODY SEEN MY “TIDY CAT” BALL?

[Current Golf Sheet]

WEEK 12 UPDATE: July 18, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 24)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green “41”
Low Net: Chris Johns “31”
Greenies 1: Paul Oginski
Greenies 2: Dave Wolfenden 
Team Skin: Matt Muraney/Tom Boyd
5-Hole: Jason Wolfenden
Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Wolfenden and Dave Furey

AOTD: Dave Lawless for Inadvertent golf ball skullduggery. It was the 5 hole and it turned out to be a very long and time consuming hole for the last group. Drive #1 went apparently out of bounds, drive # 2 was probably out of bounds.. drive #3 well out of bounds and drive #4 possibly not out of bounds, but now the fun begins…. 2 golf carts take off hopefully if not optimistically looking for balls possibly knocked down and or kicked back out into play…eventually certain that his ball was ob Lawless takes a drop and hits another…then immediately finds his 1st ball declaring: “No one else plays ‘Tidy Cat’ balls..its gotta be me”…so he retrieves his so called provisional 2nd shot, puts it in his pocket and begins to help Steve Markunas look for Cape’s ball…

After awhile it is accepted that he is ob and Steve goes to locate his ball, a red titleist 2 with red dots, which was probably not ob….Cape joins the search…yours truly as well…then Lawless helps searching feverishly back and forth over the area of Steve’s unfound drive over and over until it occurs to him it is the same area from which he had picked up his provisional and reaching into his pocket pulled out a red Titleist 2 with red dots (not a Tidy Cat)…he did then own up to it and the hole was completed in about 35 minutes from the 1st errant drive..You my friend are an inadvertent asshole….

Speaking of ‘Tidy Cat’s…

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!

POSITION ROUND #2

[Current Golf Sheet]

WEEK 11 UPDATE: July 11, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 18)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Wolfenden “37”
Low Net: Matt Muraney “29”
Greenies 1: Steve Markunas
Greenies 2: Scott Gregory
Team Skin: Scott Gregory/Jason Carrier… Scott birdied the 5 hole for a net 2 then was ecstatic to watch yours truly pull the 5 hole as the skin hole….combined with a greenie this team took down $110 from us….way to go
5-Hole: Scott Gregory 

Birdies: They were literally flying off the shelf…. (which Coop said Timmy had credited before he left the very smooth and fast and true green conditions…in his opinion…) there were TWELVE of them……2 for Herb….2 for Stutz…2 for Scott Gregory and 1 each for Steve Markunas..Mike Romanowski..Dave Lawless..Coop…Matt….and Wolf Jamie’s scratch skins: Herb, Scott and both of Stutz’ held up…

AOTD?????? nope nada….there was some discussion about TK being “PISSY” but nothing came of it…..

WELL POSITION ROUND #2 is here and it looks like familiar matchups at the top and bottom of the standings….cant say you didn’t get your chance to shake things up heading into the homestretch of the season…..

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

Annnd we’re back. I don’t know about you but my lawn could use some rain

WEEK 9 UPDATE: June 27, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 10)

[Current Golf Sheet]

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: J Leece & D Muraney “38”
Low Net: Dave Muraney ” 30″
Greenies 1: Jamie Leece
Greenies 2: Mike Bloomfield
Team Skin: WOW…JASON WOLFENDEN played solo no partner. birdied #26, doubled his score, doubled his cap, drew the hole and BAM! net “4”
5-Hole: Ron Harmon 

Birdies: Jason Wolfendon, Steve Peltier, Steve Gregory, Larry Cooper, Kevin Stutsman, and Chris John. 
Two each for Mike Romanowski, Jamie Leece, Ron Harmon and Dave Muraney. Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Muraney…Kevin Stutsman…..all other birds cut each other

WOW…….NICE GOING GUYS

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY?:,….nope nada….Yours truly gave it the old college try by splitting Bloomie’s greenie money and trying to give his partner Timmy K half……can you say BALLISTIC???? That was Bloomie…

WOUNDED SNAPPER UPDATE:

Tony Tomacsewski who blew out his left meniscus by doing the following 2 things in succession – 1: growing old. 2 standing still… has now had surgical arthroscopic repair and is planning his glorious return to the links later this season.

6/20/19 RAINED OUT, WASHED OUT. 7/4/19 no golf league for holiday. Now back at it.

Website Update: As of 7/22/2019, the domain name of “snappersgolfleague.com” will expire and be up for grabs for purchase from the long lines who have been waiting for its availability for many many years. But don’t worry, the internets will still have a little corner carved out to host the weekly golf sheet and shenanigans. In fact, its been up for a while, so point your browsers to: “snappersgolfleague.home.blog”.

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!