WEEK 15 UPDATE: August 8, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 13)

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Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Mike Romanowski “40”
Low Net: Jason Wolfenden “34”
Greenies 1: none
Greenies 2: Dave Muraney double greenie payout!
Team Skin: Team Wolfenden-Lucky hole # 17 for Team Wolf taking down a 3 week carry over pot
5-Hole: Scott Gregory

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:,August 8, 2019:
Oh My!! What a week….multiple nominations and a 1st ever tie vote.
Honorable Mentions: Rick Carlson for sending his partner Tony T back to the tee from their mid fairway drives to retrieve the greenie markers thought to be there when they were instead in fact about 20 feet away in their opponents’ cart…..Pic Pic was also nominated for stealing the last seat on the dock train cart being saved for Tony T who was getting drinks and scheduled 1st on the tee (well actually 2nd but Tommie wasn’t there…that is another story) when Pic was not scheduled til, later and his partner wasn’t there yet…thereby putting the whole league about 30 minutes behind schedule…. The WINNAS R: 1st Jerry Carlson for arriving at the course with the official scorecards about 5:30 for a 5:00 tee time.. His defense offered in absencia (someone said and he wasn’t there) the cards were not in the manbag anyway upon which yours truly immediately pulled them from the bag in their own folder labeled “blank scorecards” and 2nd Tommy Harrison for arriving at the said boat shuttle cart at the last minute perplexed…he was actually scheduled 1st off and Cooper had played over to the tee and was anxiously waiting…but Tommy needed beer (its for Coop he said)…what to do? Most would simply await the next shuttle but Tommie decided that he would somehow appease Coop by sending his golf bag over ahead of him while he bought beer…Now who was perplexed???

BIRDIE CLUB: There are 6 Snappers still without a birdie…but did you realize there are 28 with no Eagles…..running out of time and we usually get one or 2 even though it is more difficult to do so at this course playing from Jamie’s blue tees….

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 14 UPDATE: August 1, 2019 By: ‘Blade (Posted: August 7)

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Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Mike Romanowski “38”
Low Net: Matt Murany “32”
Greenies 1: Larry Cooper
Greenies 2: Jerry Carlson (sorry, Ron. I thought I was cutting Coop.)
Team Skin: double carry over for a hondo.
5-Hole: Johnny ‘Golf’ Martin

Birdies: Steve Peltier, Larry Cooper and Ron Harmon all added to their totals while the poorer stayed poor. Still a few out there though.

It’s not a “Purse” and it’s not a “Murse”. It’s just the Man Bag.

Everybody knows what happened to Frodo-Blade in The Lord of the Man Bags when he put the Man Bag on his shoulder. He immediately became visible to the threatening Eye of Snapper-Sauron all the way from Daytona Beach, and under attack by the Nazgûl league members. As Frodo-Blade journeyed closer to Lake Walden and the Majestic, the corruptive power of the Man Bag became too much to bear. In any case, Snapper-Sauron is back to reclaim the Man Bag and lead the Fellowship of the league.
The End

And now for some Man Bag jokes:

A father in Iraq gifted his son a new Man Bag for use in his golf league. Son – “Thanks for the Baghdad”

“Why is there sweat on my Man Bag?” “Calm down, it’s just a little pursepiration.”

After returning from a trip from the Sunshine State, Snapper tells Timmy all the things he’d seen. “Did you know in Florida they use alligators to make handbags?” Timmy says in amazement, “Wow, it’s crazy what they can make animals do these days.”

What did Grandpa say after leaving his Man Bag on a bus? “Allahu Akbar!”

A policeman arrives at the crime scene “Now, sir, can you describe the man who stole your Man Bag?” “Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn’t see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.” “How do you know that?” “He told me as he was running off.

Snapper walks into a bank to deposit golf league funds… He grabs the pen to sign his name, but it (inevitably) doesn’t work, so he hunts in his Man Bag. He pulls out a thermometer saying, “Shit, some asshole’s got my pen.”

Ba-dum. Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

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WEEK 13 UPDATE: July 25, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: August 1)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green “38”
Low Net: Dave Furey “33”
Greenies 1: Tommy Harrison
Greenies 2: Larry Cooper
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Tom Boyd
Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Wolfenden and Larry Cooper

EDITOR’S NOTE: Snapper was drinking Rum Runners and sweltering on a deep sea fishing boat off Daytona Beach when he updated the golf sheet, so any mistakes (real or imagined) are his and his alone (well, and maybe his bartender’s too).

WELCOME TO THE BIRDIE CLUB Timmy K and Ricky C!!!!!!!!!! There are now only 6 Snappers (You know who you are) without birds so lets help em out.if you see em go by flip them the bird. We also hade birdies by Peltier….Coop……Tommy H…..Wolf & Hollywood….. JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS??? Whish ones held up against the pack? Wolf and Coop…..

Also Notable…. This week we had 2 guys HERB GREEN and DAVE FUREY who failed to shoot par on only 2 of the 9 holes they played……pars on the other 7 holes….WOW…..HERB shot 38 for the low round to Furey’s 39 but Dave took the low net honors with 33 to Herbs 34….again I say: WOW!!!!!

Congratulations to Emma, the Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

As you all should know I am on vacation this week and will miss you but I leave you with this thought: “I am cooling off in the ocean surf at Daytona Beach and you’re not………”

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

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WEEK 12 UPDATE: July 18, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 24)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green “41”
Low Net: Chris Johns “31”
Greenies 1: Paul Oginski
Greenies 2: Dave Wolfenden 
Team Skin: Matt Muraney/Tom Boyd
5-Hole: Jason Wolfenden
Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Wolfenden and Dave Furey

AOTD: Dave Lawless for Inadvertent golf ball skullduggery. It was the 5 hole and it turned out to be a very long and time consuming hole for the last group. Drive #1 went apparently out of bounds, drive # 2 was probably out of bounds.. drive #3 well out of bounds and drive #4 possibly not out of bounds, but now the fun begins…. 2 golf carts take off hopefully if not optimistically looking for balls possibly knocked down and or kicked back out into play…eventually certain that his ball was ob Lawless takes a drop and hits another…then immediately finds his 1st ball declaring: “No one else plays ‘Tidy Cat’ balls..its gotta be me”…so he retrieves his so called provisional 2nd shot, puts it in his pocket and begins to help Steve Markunas look for Cape’s ball…

After awhile it is accepted that he is ob and Steve goes to locate his ball, a red titleist 2 with red dots, which was probably not ob….Cape joins the search…yours truly as well…then Lawless helps searching feverishly back and forth over the area of Steve’s unfound drive over and over until it occurs to him it is the same area from which he had picked up his provisional and reaching into his pocket pulled out a red Titleist 2 with red dots (not a Tidy Cat)…he did then own up to it and the hole was completed in about 35 minutes from the 1st errant drive..You my friend are an inadvertent asshole….

Speaking of ‘Tidy Cat’s…

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!

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WEEK 11 UPDATE: July 11, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 18)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Wolfenden “37”
Low Net: Matt Muraney “29”
Greenies 1: Steve Markunas
Greenies 2: Scott Gregory
Team Skin: Scott Gregory/Jason Carrier… Scott birdied the 5 hole for a net 2 then was ecstatic to watch yours truly pull the 5 hole as the skin hole….combined with a greenie this team took down $110 from us….way to go
5-Hole: Scott Gregory 

Birdies: They were literally flying off the shelf…. (which Coop said Timmy had credited before he left the very smooth and fast and true green conditions…in his opinion…) there were TWELVE of them……2 for Herb….2 for Stutz…2 for Scott Gregory and 1 each for Steve Markunas..Mike Romanowski..Dave Lawless..Coop…Matt….and Wolf Jamie’s scratch skins: Herb, Scott and both of Stutz’ held up…

AOTD?????? nope nada….there was some discussion about TK being “PISSY” but nothing came of it…..

WELL POSITION ROUND #2 is here and it looks like familiar matchups at the top and bottom of the standings….cant say you didn’t get your chance to shake things up heading into the homestretch of the season…..

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 9 UPDATE: June 27, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: July 10)

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Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: J Leece & D Muraney “38”
Low Net: Dave Muraney ” 30″
Greenies 1: Jamie Leece
Greenies 2: Mike Bloomfield
Team Skin: WOW…JASON WOLFENDEN played solo no partner. birdied #26, doubled his score, doubled his cap, drew the hole and BAM! net “4”
5-Hole: Ron Harmon 

Birdies: Jason Wolfendon, Steve Peltier, Steve Gregory, Larry Cooper, Kevin Stutsman, and Chris John. 
Two each for Mike Romanowski, Jamie Leece, Ron Harmon and Dave Muraney. Jamie’s scratch skins: Dave Muraney…Kevin Stutsman…..all other birds cut each other

WOW…….NICE GOING GUYS

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY?:,….nope nada….Yours truly gave it the old college try by splitting Bloomie’s greenie money and trying to give his partner Timmy K half……can you say BALLISTIC???? That was Bloomie…

WOUNDED SNAPPER UPDATE:

Tony Tomacsewski who blew out his left meniscus by doing the following 2 things in succession – 1: growing old. 2 standing still… has now had surgical arthroscopic repair and is planning his glorious return to the links later this season.

6/20/19 RAINED OUT, WASHED OUT. 7/4/19 no golf league for holiday. Now back at it.

Website Update: As of 7/22/2019, the domain name of “snappersgolfleague.com” will expire and be up for grabs for purchase from the long lines who have been waiting for its availability for many many years. But don’t worry, the internets will still have a little corner carved out to host the weekly golf sheet and shenanigans. In fact, its been up for a while, so point your browsers to: “snappersgolfleague.home.blog”.

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 7 UPDATE: June 13, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: June 19)

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Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Jamie Leece “39”
Low Net: Tim Kachelski “32”
Greenies 1: DJ Hochenstein
Greenies 2: Rick Carlson
Team Skin: none carry over
5-Hole: Jason Carrier 

Birdies: DJ Hochenstein and Jason Carrier.

WOW…….NICE GOING GUYS

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY?:, nope nada. We did have two nominations… one for mother nature and two for Club Pro Steve Tannar for 1st refusing to cancel league when it was clear that every golfer would be soaking wet and have a miserable time while trying unsuccessfully not to damage the golf course even were there to be no in round downpour, and 2nd for incredibly insisting that each of our soaking wet golfers take a boat ride across the pond in the wind and rain rather than choosing to drive in after the round ostensibly because he did not want to pay his minimum wage guys an extra half hour of work to drive carts over in the morning.POSITION ROUND CARNAGE????…not really.. 1st place Jamie and Herb put a small beating on 2nd place Shang who played alone (as many of us did in this God forsaken rain round which should have been canceled or did I say that already?) and thereby extended the gap to 9 points. Meanwhile last place Rick Carlson (also playing alone in the fucking mud) managed to win a whopping 15 points but alas remains firmly in last place with a 13 point gap to the field; and small flip flops in positions 2 -6 trading a few places with WOLF and JWolf making a small move. Team FUERY/ROMO (perhaps the smartest of us all realizing golf is supposed to be fun and refusing to slosh around and pretend it was fun just because the course forced us to) alas per established rule forfeited but STUTZ team got a bad blind draw of cards played that night and matched hole by hole against Shang’s card winning a mere 11 point (7 + the 4 forfeited match points).

“PAIN DON’T HURT!” – Sparky Anderson
“RAIN AINT WET!” – Steve Tannar

CAPTION IT
I think we all know what Matt Foley and Bill Lumbergh are saying here, don’t we? I was going to just plop it in there but thought, “nah! Some things need no word thingys.” Just leave your suggested caption in the comment section below.

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 6 UPDATE: June 6, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: June 11)

[Current Golf Sheet]

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Jamie Leece “38”
Low Net: Tom Harrison “30”
Greenies 1: Dave Wolfenfen
Greenies 2: Larry Cooper
Team Skin: Stutsman/Johns
5-Hole: Tom Harrison 

Birdies: COOPER..JAMIE…HERBIE (2)…RICK BAILEY….STEVE PELTIER…DAVE HAMILTON & SCOTT GREGORY.

WOW…….NICE GOING GUYS

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:, June 6, 2019:
nope nada

It is now officially our 1st position round this week so let her rip and we will see how it shakes out.

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 5 UPDATE: May 30, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: June 5)

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Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Hamilton & S Peltier “43”
Low Net: Matt Murany & Jerry Carlson “34”
Greenies 1: Steve Peltier
Greenies 2: Johnny Martin
Team Skin: #18 was the hole drawn for a 3 week carry over skin for team Carlson/Markunas
5-Hole: Mike Bloomfield

Birdies: Only 2 Dave Hamilton & Jason Wolfenden… don’t know if either plays in Jamie’s scratch skin game.

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:, May 30, 2019:
Well it seems that Bill Cape broke the league dry spell for this revered award. He and partner Dave Lawless teed off 1st with team Wolf/JWolf and dutifully took the greenie markers with them. However, no one in the foursome was able to hit the seemingly 467 yd into the wind par three 12th hole (as usual for most of us) and the greenie markers remained in the cart as they went to the next hole. Somewhere on the next hole it was determined that they remembered the markers and someone must take them back. Wolf volunteered. Upon his arrival back at the 13 hole to continue play with a pleasant smile Cape exclaimed, “Oh Dave I left my 7 iron on the 12th green too. Would you go back and get it please??”

Leaderboard update: So while it is much too early to call anyone in or out of the race for league champs (well except for a few of us) it is fun to pay attention to the now for the time being 3 team race at the top led by Leece/Green, Wolf/JWolf and Peltier/Oginski. If you chose TK/Bloomie to take down Leece/Green last week you were wrong, but if you took Cape/Lawless over Wolf/JWolf you were right!

Who won the money last week? High handicappers that’s who.3 guys averaging 54.8 between them took down $210 in weekly games money HA!!!!

ON A SERIOUS NOTE (Much too serious for some if you ask me) there was a discussion last week and straw vote with maybe 20 guys present on the idea of changing over to the white tees due to the difficulty of the blues as many of us get older….It was a bit of a surprise that a dozen or more guys present seemed to desire the change….this caused Jamie to go ballistic and start pointing at random league members declaring at 120 decibles who could and who could not be allowed to play the white tees…..this (Jamie’s apparent passion & tirade) caused some of the guys presumably favoring the blue tees to keep quiet so as not to make an ass of themselves…so NO CHANGE RIGHT NOW…PLAY THE BLUE TEES EVERYONE……But keep the discussion open if you wish….If it ever becomes clear that we have a consensus we can vote on it again in earnest. .until then:

SCORE WHAT YOU SCORE & LIKE IT!!!

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!

WEEK 4 UPDATE: May 23, 2019 By: Snapper (Posted: May 29)

[Current Golf Sheet]

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: DJ Hochenstein “40”
Low Net: Jamie Leece “33”
Greenies 1: Jamie Leece
Greenies 2: Matt Murany
Team Skin: carry over (?)
5-Hole: Dave Lawless
AOTD: nope nada not this day

Birdies: Only 1 each for COOP and DJ who then rightfully each won a skin in Jamie’s scratch skin game.

So 4 weeks in and we see team WOLF/JWOLF starting to pull away with a 6 point lead over surging JAMIE/HERB. Watch out Dave because HERB has been building handicap for the stretch run Peltier dropped a bit this week largely because he was partnerless. Still in it? HARMON/MARTIN then about half the field. Everybody rooting for CAPE/LAWLESS this week vs WOLF/JWOLF??? How about TK/BLOOMIE vs JAMIE/HERB??? We’ll see..

With more than a little disappointment yours truly reports that a few “pars” were carded this week (notably Ron Harmon & Steve Markunas) leaving only me and Scott Gregory on the sheet with no pars yet this year and Scott has not even been here yet. oh well my challenge is to beat him getting one anyway.

SPECIAL NOTE: Be on the lookout for a Majestic Beer Babe of the Week. We have not had one yet (maybe my challenge should be to get at least one par before we do?????

Go SNAPPERS 2019!!!!!