WEEK 3 UPDATE: May 16, 2019 (Posted: May 18)
Weekly Cudos:
Low Actual: TK WOLF & HERB “42”
Low Net: Johnny Martin “30”
Greenies 1: WOLF
Greenies 2: WOLF
Team Skin: #20 was the hole drawn for a four team carry over
5-Hole: sub Doyne Cason
NEW 2019 HANDICAPS today for all those with 100% attendance this year. 3 rounds gets you established to start your 5 week moving average.
Birdies: We had a bunch of em including 2 each for Bloomie & Ogi and 1 each for Peltier, Tony T, Wolf, Chris Johns, Cooper & Tommie.
Most Popular weekly score was “44” (6 of em out there) there would have been 7 but apparently Herbie (“42”)couldn’t lower himself to that even after agreeing with his partner and opponents who all carded the number. Speaking of one of these things is not like the other -poor STUTZ had to card a respectable bogie on hole #26 only to watch the rest of his foursome birdie the damn thing right in front of him,,,the insensitive louts.
AOTD???????…..nope nada although dishonorable mention goes out to Timmy K who, apparently more interested in fucking with his own partner than worrying about points, waited until Bloomie was quietly concentrating over his 15 inch put the opponents refused to give him, asked out loud: “Hey Mike, do you shave your legs??? They look really smooth to me.” The resulting muff was predictable as Bloomie tried to pull his cargo shorts down as far over his pasty white baby ass smooth calves as possible before following through on his ball strike.
NEW RULE: 32nd year into the league and we are still finding a reason to write new rules which only get written when a league member or two require it in someway. Rule #6 has served us well and has always read thusly:
6. When only one team shows up and has no sub for his absent partner, his handicap is doubled, as is his hole by hole score and matched against the opposition for purposes of hole by hole points; However, the 4 “match points” are forfeited to the opposing team.
So query: what if both teams in a match show up with one guy each?? Clearly both teams get the 4 match points? Not gonna happen, so as rules have been most often agreed to in the past, 2 Carlson’s agree that the following rule exception is now in effect:
Rule 6(C) exception ie: The Snapper/Lawless exception: But if only one member of each team appears opposing each other for a match no one is inconvenienced or both of them are but in any case they shall not each forfeit 4 points to the other and both score as they advocated but instead shall play for the points as usual in the match.
Jerry: “I second the motion, and so Rule 6(C) ie: The Snapper/Lawless exception is adopted.”
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