• [Golf Sheet / Week 7 (June 23, 2022) – 6/16 Results]<-click

WEEK 6 UPDATE: Results from June 16, 2022 By: Snapper (Posted: 6/21)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: STEVE STARNES “36”
Low Net: NICK COOPER “32”
Greenies 1: Timmy K
Greenies 2: Chris Johns
Team Skin: carry over (again)
5-Hole: Ryan Balicki

SBITES  (aka Snapper Bites) for  Week 6:

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WEEK 6:          BEFORE CONGRATS TO GOLF ACCOLADES  CONGRATULATIONS & THANKYOU  TO THE FOLLOWING  SCORECARD KEEPERS WHO DID AS I HAVE ASKED AND PUT DOTS TO THE RIGHT OF  PARS ON THE SCORECARDS:   JAMIE LEECE/HERB GREEN,  STEVE PELTIER/PAUL OGI, TONY T/CHRIS CARLSON.   THANK YOU!!!!    THE REST OF YA TRY AGAIN HARDER THIS TIME WOULD YA?

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:      GREENIE #1:  Timmy K    #2: Chris Johns

TEAM SKIN: CARRY OVER this week again..…

5-HOLE: substitute  Ryan  Balicki          JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS;   Herb… nice going.. & Romo….ditto

LOW ACTUAL:  STEVE STARNES    “36”

LOW NET:  NICK COOPER “32”

SIDE NOTE……There were a number of other birdies but I was too busy counting pars to spend any time acknowledging them….

GO SNAPPERS 2022!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 6 (June 15, 2022) – 6/9 Results]<-click

WEEK 5 UPDATE: Results from June 9, 2022 By: Snapper (Posted: 6/15)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green 35″
Low Net: Herb Green & Jason Wolfenden “30”
Greenies 1: Rich Alexander
Greenies 2: Romo
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: JWOLF

TEAM SKIN: CARRY OVER this week after the HUGE SEASON LONG POT BUST last week by NICK COOPER and RICH ALEXANDER!!!!!!….. I am told the LEAGUE once again like last week tried to thank Nick for a “Round for the House” but they again  Politely declined…

5-HOLE: Jason Wolfenden             JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS;  Steve Markunas, Gordie Strachnan (saw that 1) & Herb… nice going….LOW ACTUAL:  HERB GREEN    “35”

LOW NET:  JWOLF & HERB   both “30”

SIDE NOTE……HERB IS on fire two weeks in a row 

SEND SIDE NOTE:  I hope I got your stats right…I tried….THANK YOU to TEAMS WOLF/LEECE,  CARLSON/TONY T , and Carrier/Ford  for turning in scorecards with both Birdies circled and Pars with dots to their right……I know our stats are correct….

Thinking in advance: Sunday September 11 at ATLAS CC sound ok…inquiries have been made…..AOTD: again nothing …..turning into a very boring league where golf is the primary objective rather than fun….you don’t want that?????

Congratulations to Brook with an ‘E’, our latest Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

‘Blades Corner:

All I see turns to brown
As the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand
As I scan this wasted land

(Kashmir – Led Zeppelin Cuz it’s hot)

It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

Sometimes updating the golf sheet is a version of the telephone game…

GO SNAPPERS 2022!!

And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?
(May 26th was a washout)

• [Golf Sheet / Week 5 (June 9, 2022) – 6/2 Results]<-click

WEEK 4 UPDATE: Results from June 2, 2022 By: Snapper (Posted: 6/6)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green & Steve Starnes “42”
Low Net: Tony T & Dave Fury “35”
Greenies 1: WOLF
Greenies 2: TONY T
Team Skin: Cooper/Alexander – 4 weeker!!
5-Hole: STARNES
AOTD: n/a

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS;   WOLF   KYLE  TK   STARNES… nice going

AND WE HAVE AN EAGLE!!!!  STEVE STARNES  Par 5 hole #  27….Routine  

LOW ACTUAL:  HERB GREEN  &  STEVE STARNES   “42”

LOW NET:  TONY T  &  DAVE FURY  “35”

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS:  JAMIE,  STARNES, RICH ALEXANDER,   WOLF

Tough Sleddin out there for birdies this week…..except for JWOLF (cant win the Mega Millions if you don’t play)..

I UNDERSTAND WE HAD A VISITOR AT HOLE # 2 greenside today….Somebody missed me……..           

SIDE NOTE FOR ALL OF YOU KEEPING SCORE ON THE OFFICIAL  SCORECARD FOR THE VERY  FIRST TIME AND OH YOU TOO LARRY COOPER: Reminder it is a lot easier for me to locate and log  your stats pars and birds if you help by placing a circle around your birds (double circle for eagles)  AND if you put a dot to the right of your pars.  That goes for those of you who care little or not at all for pars as well as those of us for whom a single par in a round is our only goal///’’’……

Excuse me, sir. But is the course open tonight?

GO SNAPPERS 2022!!

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on (It’s Snappers Golf day!)

• [Golf Sheet / Week 4 (May 26, 2022) – 5/19 Results]<-click

WEEK 3 UPDATE: Results from May 19, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 5/26)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Steve Starnes 34
Low Net: Steve Peltier 32
Greenies 1: Tim Kachelski
Greenies 2: Steve Markunas
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Kyle Lieckfelt
AOTD: n/a

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS;   WOLF   KYLE  TK   STARNES… nice going

AND WE HAVE AN EAGLE!!!!  STEEVE STARNES  Par b5 hole #  27….Routine  

CONGRATS MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK SHANNON

Check ignition and may God’s love be with you (two, one, liftoff)

GO SNAPPERS 2022!!

Plowmen dig my earth (Attention Plowmen, please replace your divots)

• [Golf Sheet / Week 3 (May 19, 2022) – 5/12 Results]<-click

WEEK 2 UPDATE: May 12, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 5/19)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: SCOTT GREGORY 37
Low Net: MATT MURANY 32
Greenies 1: SCOTT GREGORY
Greenies 2: JAMIE LEECE
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: HERB GREEN
AOTD: LARRY COOPER

There are many here among us
Who feel that golf is but a joke

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  JAMIE LEECE   #2:  SCOTT GREGORY

TEAM SKIN: Lucky hole # I3….. cut several times with net “7”   for 2 week  carry over…..

5-HOLE: HERB GREEN…took multiple tie breakers I hear…nice stamina  Herbie

BIRDIES: SHANG,  Hollywood,  Carrier,  Murany ,  Ford  (Matt & Jake of course) Coop, Romo, Herb ,  Kyle,     Hamilton, Stutz and 2 for ballhog Scott Gregory….great job guys

LOW ACTUAL:   Larry Cooper “37”

LOW NET:  Matt Murany   “32”

AOTD:   LARRY COOPER  for failure to follow directions.. he turned in a scorecard when specifically instructed last week with good reason not to keep score for awhile..when asked for a defense he said: “my wife says I only have 2 faults that bother her 1 I don’t listen to her and 2 …ahh something else I cant remember..”   ….ASSHOLE!  ..by the way the card was fine so I hereby lift the prohibition….don’t want him to scam the system for golf balls…

Honorable Mention for Kevin Stutzman:  anybody ever see the Progressive commercial bout people turning into parents: give ya a $100 if you can tell me what this round object wrapped in foil in the freezer is??? Well I could ask the same thing of Kevin Stutzman bout his substitutes name the one I am supposed to keep scores recorded for:

WHO SUBBED FOR CHRIS JOHNS?????…

Anybody anybody  is it DAN  Xy#EL08??

CONGRATS MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK AUDREY

GO SNAPPERS 2022!!

Alternate Header: You make a grown man cry

• [Golf Sheet / Week 2 (May 12, 2022) – 5/5 Results]<-click

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Rick Carlson       #2:  Mike Romanowski

TEAM SKIN: Lucky hole # I cant rememba….. cut several times with net “6” to carry over…..

5-HOLE: substitute  Kevin Miller subbing for Scott Gregory cleaned our clocks here…

BIRDIES: Matt Murany and Larry Cooper on #1 Wolf # 4 Starnes # 9 Jake # 7.. Jamies Scratch Game: Wolf, Coop &  Jake

LOW ACTUAL:  Steve Starnes “37”

LOW NET:  Matt Murany  & Johnny Martin  “35”

AOTD:   Steve Shang Peltier…….Accepted responsibility for placing the blank par 3 greenie stakes at the 2 par three holes…. Fulfilled one half of said responsibility placing one and just keeping the second for himself escorting it all the way back to the cart barn.  Which is more than he did with his scorecard.  That was inadvertently found on the boat while litter was being collected, stuffed into the seat cushion after he went home.  ASSHOLE!

Honorable mention goes to Jason Carrier for taking a practice put during play causing his ball to be struck by his partners putt which of course therefore had zero chance to be made and was bounced off line and further from the hole than it would have….. Nice try with the “cant get AOTD for playing golf” defense but I rule practice puts during play are illegal and not therefore playing golf…oh thank you Shang…

POINT OF ORDER:  Larry Cooper please do not keep score for awhile….I was shocked to see an official scorecard turned in that Timmy K would have been proud of… apparently a carry over mindset  from recent outings and tournaments in an attempt to calculate individual net scores completely useless to me ,  it had slashes and numbers everywhere  appearing to be some kind of modified stableford scoring written in Dutch… please Larry its league now …you can do this …

Blade’s Corner: Please email any Beer Babe photos to me at dablade1@gmail.com. Please include name(s). Also I will post any random shots from the course you send me along with any “Ask DaBlade” advice column questions.

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

• [Golf Sheet / FIRST (May 5, 2022)]<-click

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• [SNAPPER LEAGUE CHAMPION HALL OF FAME 1988-2021]<-click for all

• [Golf Sheet / FINAL (September 12, 2021) – 9/2 Results]<-click

Shot through the trees and you’re to blame
You give golf a bad name

No-Shows at the first tee gallery…

Let the good times roll
Let them knock you around

THE COLOR GUARD

“The Sorority Squat” Flawlessly performed By Bailey and ‘Blade. Notice how squatting is actually a more flattering pose than a full on straight shot. It is a more harmonious photo not having the jarring height difference. Squatting also does wonders for the figure!

That’s gonna do it. See Ya next year!

GO SNAPPERS!!!

• [Golf Sheet / FINAL (September 12, 2021) – 9/2 Results]<-click

• [Yr-End Outing @ The GRANDE – Details / Rules]<-click

FINAL WEEK 18 UPDATE: September 2, 2021 By: Snapper & Blade (Posted: 9/12)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Scott Gregory “35”
Low Net: Herb Green/Scott Gregory “31”
Greenies 1: Scott Gregory
Greenies 2: Stan Fullwood
Team Skin: Scott Gregory/Chris Johns $140
5-Hole: Stan Fullwood
AOTD: nope

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

2021 League Winners:  Jamie Leece & Herb Green

GREENIE #1:  Scott Gregory       #2:  Stan Fullwood

5 Hole:  Stan Fullwood

TEAM SKIN: Scott Gregory & Chris Johns took the final week 2 week carry over $140 pot

BIRDIES:  Keith Cross, Tommy Harrison, Tom Boyd, Tony Burton, Jamie Leece,   & Chris Johns all carded a bird…Herbie & Stan  got 2 of em each ……….and   DRUM ROLL PLEASE…………………….

JAMIE LEECE after a full season of none for nobody finally got our first EAGLE of the season on the par 5 hole # 27…… He was counting his money (against Kenny Rogers warning) when Jason Carrier showed up at the hole two groups later and calmly sunk his putt for you guessed it…EAGLE 3….  Two eagles …same hole….no skin $$$$$…

LOW ACTUAL:    “35”  Scott Gregory…LOW NET:   Scott Gregory & Herb Green  “31”  ……….AOTD: none voted deserving……….

2021 LEAGUE PLAY IS OVER BUT DON’T MISS THE YEAR END SCRAMBLE:

Sunday, September 12…..check in 9:30 am THE GRANDE GOLF CLUB, Jackson…

1^st tee time 10:08 am…..

Bring $25 to  gamble &  $20…$30…$40..or as much as you wish for  RAFFEL PRIZES

Blade’s Corner

Don’t forget to check back next week (or so) for scramble update and pics!

we got beer babes
We got stogies
Early-birds and double bogeys
we got pic pics and 3 putt tappers
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love the Snappers

Kaygan schwing. (CLICK FOR VIDEO)

Beer Babe demonstrates golf abilities. Don’t quit the day job. Go fetch me a beer, will ya hun?

GO SNAPPERS!!!

• [Golf Sheet / Week 18 (September 2, 2021) – 8/26 Results]<-click

(FYI – The sheet was corrected @ 8am so you may need to refresh your browser)

• [Yr-End Outing @ The GRANDE – Details / Rules]<-click

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Jason Carrier        #2:  Brian Waltz

TEAM SKIN: hole # 15 a par 5…it is a carry over…next week being the final week we will break the pot by drawing 1 hole at a time until we have a winner…everyone remains in for each blind draw…..this week #15 was almost won by team WOLF/JWOLF….well not really…but JWOLF did par it but with a ding for the team they still had a net  NET  “16”  DAVE???????????

BIRDIES:  Nick Cooper for a skin on 15….Jamie for a skin on 10…+ another cut on 12….Larry Cooper for a skin on 13 ..a skin on  18 &  DJ  and Cross each had a birdie cut……. The 4 skins paid $22 each

NOTE: IF I GOT THIS WRONG FUCK OFF….JAMIE ALREADY TOLD ME TO STAY IN MY LANE WHEN I TRIED TO FIGURE IT OUT LAST WEEK AND WAS WRONG..

LOW ACTUAL:    “36”   Jamie Leece…LOW NET:   Nick Cooper  “33”  ……….AOTD: none voted deserving……….

EAGLES:     NOOOOOO!!! One more chance…how about  #26??????  Anybody????Speaking of Golf Outings AGAIN… DON’T FORGET…..Our year end for the league which you prepaid in your dues is as always the 1^st Sunday after Labor Day this year being Sunday, September 12…..check in 9:30 am THE GRANDE GOLF CLUB, Jackson…If you cant go let me know…don’t just send somebody as we pre select fair teams…       Right now I have sub Scott Gregory and 3^rd man Dave Hamilton in for Kieth Cross  & Stan Fullwood  who cannot come and tentatively another 4some to buy their way in being subs Scott Ford, Chris Carlson & Glenn Simmington leaving 1 spot to fill…                               

‘Blade’s Corner

…And me, I’m flying in my taxi
Taking tips, and getting stoned

A little Harry Chapin Taxi lyric there. You younger boys won’t get that, but it’s an earworm that keeps giving every time I glance at this picture of Hollywood & Li’l Coop. (sounds like an intersection down the street from Hollywood & Vine, only this street corner is where the hookers and pimps hang.) Don’t stare! Just get a sense of it and LOOK AWAY… IT BURNS!!!

And don’t worry… I wouldn’t end this post without your dose of Beer Babe. Ryleigh’s lead my be insurmountable..

GO SNAPPERS!!!