Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking ’bout tomorrow

WEEK 16 UPDATE: August 19, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 8/25)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Jamie/Coop Dave H “37”
Low Net: Scott Ford sub “34”
Greenies 1: Scott Gregory
Greenies 2: Jamie Leece
Team Skin: Carlson/Tomaszewski $140
5-Hole: Steve Markunas
AOTD: n/a

It was 2021, my drives were short my putts were long
It was summertime in Hartland Michigan – Kid ‘Blade

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Jamie Leece        #2:  Scott Gregory

TEAM SKIN: hole # 9  a two week  carry over won by Tony T and Ricky C with a net “6”

BIRDIES:  Scott Ford…Chris Johns…..Steve Markunas…  & two apiece for Jamie and Dave Hamilton…3

Keith Cross, Tommy Harrison, Jamie Leece, Paul Oginski ,  Jake Ford, Dave Furey  all 1 each while Dave Wolfenden , & larry Cooper  carded 2 each….

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS?  Looks like Jamie on #2 and Dave Hamilton on #5……

LOW ACTUAL:    “37”   3ways…Dave Hamilton…Larry Cooper  & Jamie Leece…LOW NET: Scott Ford “34”  ……….AOTD: none voted deserving……….

EAGLES: FINALLY  YES WE HAD AN EAGLE….I SAW IT….LARY COOPER GOT A 3 on the par 5 hole # …..….WAIT A MINUTE…FALSE ALARM……THAT  WASN’T LEAGUE….THAT WAS PRELEAGUE…..SORRY LARRY DOESN’T   MAKE THE SHEET…WAIT A MINUTE…IT JUST DID   DIDN’T IT?????…

Speaking of Golf Outings AGAIN… DON’T FORGET…..Our year end for the league which you prepaid in your dues is as always the 1st Sunday after Labor Day this year being Sunday, September 12…..check in 9:30 am THE GRANDE GOLF CLUB, Jackson…If you cant go let me know…don’t just send somebody as we pre select fair teams.   Right now I have sub Scott Gregory and 3rd man Dave Hamilton in for Keith Cross  & Stan Fullwood  who cannot come and tentatively another 4some to buy their way in being subs Scott Ford, Chris Carlson & Glenn Simmington leaving 1 spot to fill…     

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things                          

a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin’ bun

Cograts to Kelsy, the latest Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

Keep your eyes on the road and your hand upon the wheel

WEEK 14 UPDATE: August 5, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 8/11)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Wolfenden “36”
Low Net: Dave Wolfenden “32”
Greenies 1: Scott Gregory
Greenies 2: Dave Furey
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Dave Furey
AOTD: n/a

Yeah, we’re goin’ to the Roadhouse
We’re gonna have a real… Good time

BIRDIES:  Keith Cross, Tommy Harrison, Jamie Leece, Paul Oginski ,  Jake Ford, Dave Furey  all 1 each while Dave Wolfenden , & larry Cooper  carded 2 each….

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS?  Both of Wolf’s birds went uncut as did 1 of Coop’s…they paid $35 each

LOW ACTUAL:    “36” for Dave Wolfenden……LOW NET: Dave Wolfenden  “32”…………….AOTD: none voted deserving……….

EAGLES: None again……..But who am I to point this out as I am in the group of 5 lonely guys without a single birdie this season ..YET………..

  • MEMORIAL CEREMONIES UPCOMING:
  • PIC PIC MEMORIAL is SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 11AM – 4PM
  • LORETTA HOCHENSTEIN MEMORIAL GOLF OUTING IS SATURDAY AUGUST 21
  • PLEASE EVERYONE RSVP YOUR INTENTIONS TO JERRY CARLSON FOR CAPE’S & KENNY FOR LORETTA’S—–        

Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer
The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near

Congrats to Grace, this week’s Majestic Beer Babe!

Let it roll, baby, roll

Speaking of Golf Outings… Our year end for the league which you prepaid in your dues is as always the 1st Sunday after Labor Day this year being Sunday, September 12…..check in 9:30 am THE GRANDE GOLF CLUB, Jackson… (details on flyer link at top of this post) If you cant go let me know…don’t just send somebody as we pre select fair teams…                                                          

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

You might as well be walking on the Sun

WEEK 13 UPDATE: July 29, 2021 By: ‘Blade (Posted: 7/31)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Keith Cross “37”
Low Net: Chris Johns “33”
Greenies 1: Mike Romanowski
Greenies 2: Keith Cross
Team Skin: The Ford boys
5-Hole: Tony Tomaszewski
AOTD: n/a

GREENIE #1:  Mike Romanowski        #2:  Keith Cross

TEAM SKIN: Scott and Jake Ford with #7 hole draw but requiring a 4 hole tie breaker…..5-HOLE: Tony T (second week in a  row!).

BIRDIES:  Chris Johns, Dave Wolfenden, Tom Boyd, Nick Cooper, Jamie Leece, Kyle Lieckfelt, Jake Ford, Larry Cooper, and Dave Hamilton all got one while  Keith Cross snagged 3!

We had 6 sub golfers this last Thursday of July, Four returning and two new ones. Ricky was basking in the sun at Daytona Beach where I assume it was cooler than Hartland league night sauna-like temperatures that felt like 90+ degrees. Hurry back, Snapper!

In other news

Sometimes we just have to stop the hustle and bustle of our busy lives and just enjoy the majesty when you are confronted by it. The ethereal beauty that is the subject of this photo is breathtaking. If I had to come up with an adjective, how about “Bold”, or “Brilliant”?… If I was gooder at grammar, I could come up with a few verbs and maybe a dangling participle. I think we can all agree, this is awe-inspiring. My only wish is that that f&^king sun wasn’t behind me and washing me out.

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

WEEK 12 UPDATE: July 22, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 7/23)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Larry Cooper “36”
Low Net: Fullwood/Bailey/Boyd/Coop “32”
Greenies 1: Dave Furey
Greenies 2: Dave Furey
Team Skin: $140 Shang/Ogi
5-Hole: Tony Tomaszewski
AOTD: n/a

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Dave Furey        #2:  Dave Furey

TEAM SKIN: Shang/Ogi took the 2 week carry over on hole 27 going birdie birdie…..5-HOLE: Tony T…..

BIRDIES:  Tom Boyd, Keith Cross, Tommy Harrison, Nevelle Kirby, Steve Peltier, DJ Hochenstein, Dave Wolfenden, Herb Green, Mike Romanowski all got one while  Jamie Leece, Paul Oginski & larry Cooper all all carded 2 each….

 Keith Cross (hole 20), DJ (23),  Jamie Leece (24) &  Coop (26) split the scratch skins pot for 27 bucks each….

LOW ACTUAL:    “36” for Larry Cooper……LOW NET: HOLY GOLFBALLS BATMAN: 4 way  tie  “32” Rick Bailey, Stan Fullwood, Larry Cooper, Tom Boyd…………….AOTD: none but that’s only because Peltier/Ogi scheduled to go off 3rd in the position round did not know who to nominate between opponent Johnny Martin for ignoring their “COME HITHER” calls while chipping and putting out in plain view on the 27th hole practice round causing them to tee off 4th, or Larry Cooper for making a 330pm pre golf tee time since position rounds no longer concern him after forfeiting all his points last week to a 2 ½ hole rain shower everyone else out waited or Rick Carlson who cooly teed off ahead of them and against their protestations…saying simply “We got a rule for that”…. Oh And NICE RESPONSE PEOPLE….as Coop and his 4 some (last in) approached on the 27th hole, everyone gathered around the green in the traditional “Lets watch and support all our guys before driving off”…instead showed Larry the same interest he showed us at the beginning of the round and Drove off early….Bahahahaa……….

EAGLES: None again……..But who am I to point this out as I am in the group of 5 lonely guys without a single birdie this season ..YET………..

VACATION UPDATE NOTICE:  NEXT VWEEK’S GOLF LEAGUE BROUGHT TO YOU IN MY ADSENCE….I will be drunk somewhere on Daytona Beach as you tee off…..get your scorecards to Jerry, Tony, Jamie………SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEMORIAL CEREMONIES UPCOMING: NOTE MISPRINT LAST WEEK

PIC PIC MEMORIAL is SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 11AM – 4PM

LORETTA HOCHENSTEIN MEMORIAL GOLF OUTING IS SATURDAY AUGUST 21

PLEASE EVERYONE RSVP YOUR INTENTIONS TO JERRY CARLSON FOR CAPE’S & KENNY FOR LORETTA’S—–        

Speaking of Golf Outings… Our year end for the league which you prepaid in your dues is as always the 1st Sunday after Labor Day this year being Sunday, September 12…..Details to follow (Likely Cattails in South Lyon around 9:30am)

Blade’s Bites

And the FINAL Team Tee Time ‘Tube offering is in the can. Team 12 – Mike Romanowski and Dave Furey tee off on the 19th hole at the Majestic at Lake Walden.

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[Find them all at Chattering Teeth]<-click

Congratulations to Molly and Grace, sharing in last week’s MBBOTW! This is Molly’s first win in 2021, as it was just her first Thursday night on her weekly schedule.

Grace is a highly trained professional. Do not try this at home.

Molly is one for one on Thursdays worked versus MBBOTW awards!

This is Grace’s second win, putting her in a tie with Ryleigh for Beer Babe of the Year. Puttsatoney Phil says there are six more weeks of golf, so we shall see how this plays out. Will there be an outright winner, or will 50 lbs of jello need to be ordered for the tie breaker? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.

Majestic Beer Babe Leader Board:

  • Ryleigh xx
  • Sam x
  • Grace xx
  • kaygan x
  • Katie x
  • Natalie x
  • the other’ Natalie x
  • Kelsey x
  • Molly x

In other news

arriving early can weaken legs…

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GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

“And if I claim to be a wise man, then it surely means that I don’t know”

WEEK 11 UPDATE: July 15, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 7/20)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Keith Cross/Dave Furey “37”
Low Net: Dave Furey “33”
Greenies 1: Steve Markunas
Greenies 2: Dave Furey
Team Skin: carryover
5-Hole: Keith Cross
AOTD: n/a

BIRDIES: Dave Hamilton, Tom Boyd, Jason Carrier & Jamie Leece all carded a bird , 2 birds by Jake Ford & 3 total for Dave Furey….

 Dave Furey, Jamie leece & Jake Ford  split the scratch skins pot for 25 bucks each….

LOW ACTUAL:    “37” for Dave Furey & Keith Cross……LOW NET:  Dave Furey “33”

AOTD: none….An easy nomination of Coop & Tommy for playing 1 ½ holes before quitting after a brief rain failed as nobody wanted them to have a golf ball…. Dishonorable mention also to Nick Cooper who nominated his partner Bubba for giving him a put and to the surprise of his opponents Nick accepted and picked his ball up….It was subsequently determined that like father like son and Nick was trying everything he could to win more golf balls nominating himself for multiple AOTD offenses….He nearly won the weekly award not for any particular or cumulative act but for nominating himself so transparently seeking free golf balls… Nice try Nick….

Snapper Bites by ‘Blade

This week’s Team Tee Time ‘Tube offering. One more to go.
[Find them all at Chattering Teeth]<-click

Team 16 – Keith Cross and Stan Fullwood tee off on the 10th hole at the Majestic at Lake Walden.

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[cue the Beer Babe theme music]

“And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls. There walks a lady we all know, who shines white light and wants to show everything still turns to gold.”

Congratulations to Kelsey,  last week’s Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

A Major Award!

Majestic Golf Double Bagger –

A mid-July, 2021 league night stretch cart limo and pontoon boat ride. A Double Bagger (and I don’t mean Kenny’s beer). In case you were wondering, it takes about 10 minutes from the beer deck to the far dock (assuming the boat is waiting).

In other news – Women in the bush have to carry 70 lbs of water in a container on their heads. Modern transportation and several plastic bags allows Kenny to get his beverages to his final destination.

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MEMORIAL CEREMONIES UPCOMING:

KAREN CAPE HAS EXTENDED AN INVITATION TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US TO A MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR OUR FRIEND & FELLOW SNAPPER BILL “PIC PIC” CAPE AT HIS HOME:

 (Please RSVP your intentions one way or another to my brother Jerry)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 11AM – 4PM

4348 BRISTOLWOOD DRIVE, FLINT, 48507

Memorial Service 11:30 AM – 12 NOON             Lunch (provided): 12:30PM – 2:30PM

CELEBRATION OF LIFE: 12:30PM – 4PM              All encouraged to share funny stories & fond memories

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KENNY HOCHSTEIN IS HOSTING A MEMORIAL FOR HIS LATE WIFE LORETTA JEAN HOCHSTEIN WHO PASSED IN NOVEMBER :

GALAXY LANES IN GRAND BLANC:

SATURDAY………….JULY 31   (time TBA ask Kenny)  also

A Memorial golf event at his home course BEACON HILL in Commerce Twp. SATURDAY: August 14, 2021 where he has 32 spots reserved. REFER DETAILS/ RSVP to Kenny

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can’t kill the beast

Alternate Lyric: “Pic Pic?”

WEEK 10 UPDATE: July 8, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 7/15)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Jamie Leece “36”
Low Net: Steve Markunas “31”
Greenies 1: Steve Markunas
Greenies 2: Jamie Leece
Team Skin: Carrier/Ford
5-Hole: Jason Carrier
AOTD: n/a

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Steve Markunas        #2:  Jamie Leece

TEAM SKIN: Carrier/Ford…..each parred lucky # 6 for the only net ”6”…..5-HOLE: Jason Carrier…..

BIRDIES: The Usual Suspects Shang, Tommy, Wolf,  Stutz & Johns all carded a bird joined by Johnny Martin & sub Dave Murany, 2 birds by Steve Markunas (Timmy said he accepted a gimme for one of em) and Welcome to the new birdie club members Tony Burton, Rick Bailey &

Jason “what broken ribs” Wolfenden…

 WOLF & JOHNNY  split the scratch skins pot

LOW ACTUAL:   Jamie Leece  “36”  no birdie no bogie no others just 9 plain old pars!!!! NICE!!!

LOW NET:  Steve Markunas  “39” or was it ??says TK…NICE STEVE….  AOTD:  none

KAREN CAPE HAS EXTENDED AN INVATATION TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US TO A MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR OUR FRIEND & FELLOW SNAPPER BILL “PIC PIC” CAPE AT HIS HOME:

 (Please RSVP your intentions one way or another to my brother Jerry)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 11AM – 4PM

4348 BRISTOLWOOD DRIVE, FLINT, 48507

Memorial Service 11:30 AM – 12 NOON

Lunch (provided): 12:30PM – 2:30PM

CELEBRATION OF LIFE: 12:30PM – 4PM

All encouraged to share funny stories & fond memories

Snapper Bites by ‘Blade

Here is the latest Team Tee Time ‘Tube offering. Still missing a couple, so those Snappers should continue (start) to wear clean shirts.

Team 3 – Dave Wolfenden and Jason Wolfenden tee off on the 1st hole at the Majestic at Lake Walden

“We haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine”

Congratulations to Ryleigh, last week’s MBBOTW!

In case you’re not keeping score of the Majestic Beer Babe Leader Board, this is Ryleigh’s second win of this prestigious major award this year. Those with only one win so far as follows: Sam, Grace, kaygan, Katie, Natalie, and’the other’ Natalie. That’s 8 total. There were only 4 awarded last year, so the competition has heated up. Ryleigh is bringing her ‘A’ game every week, and is no doubt motivated by her humiliating runner-up showing last year to Katie.

2020 MBBOTW Totals:

Katie 2xs

Kaygan 1x

Ryleigh 1x

What’s her secret? Exemplary service might get you the job, but laughing hysterically at our jokes just might be the difference in a hefty tip and / or the MBBOTW award!

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

Trick Bag

WEEK 9 UPDATE: July 1, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 7/7)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Dave Hamilton “36”
Low Net: Herb Green, Steve Peltier, Tony Burton “31”
Greenies 1: Mike Romanowski
Greenies 2: Larry Cooper
Team Skin: Burton/Lieckfelt
5-Hole: Tony Burton
AOTD: Nick Cooper

BIRDIES: Dave Hamilton took 2 while Furey, Cross, Jamie, Herb and Shang all got one ea Dave Hamilton and Herbie split the scratch skins pot

AOTD:   Our 1st multiweek winner is Nick Cooper shown below with his???? Small bowling ball?, tackle box?…Bocce Balls? Kid’s Lunch Box?…Watch Repair Kit?…Shoe Shine tools?…Recently delivered still hot Papa Johns pizzas?..trakman golf shot simulator?? Wallet ? (he is a Cooper and has lots of money therefore)… Avon hair products for sale?…medical bag for his stethoscope and such? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT YOUR SO PROUD OF?????

Congrats to Sam (and her mystery bag), the latest Majestic Beer Babe!

Just foolin’ around

Tasty Animals (posted earlier on FB)
Three turkeys, a deer and a feral cat walk into a bar… No, wait… That was me. Sometimes it is difficult concentrating on your golf shot when you are constantly being surreptitiously surveilled by these nosey woodland creatures. WHY MUST THEY STARE!?

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

Video killed the Snapper Golf Star (Part II)

In my mind and in my car
We can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far

Happy Fourth of July Weekend, fellow Snappers. Check back later for the latest golf sheet. In the meantime, I have uploaded the latest team tee videos (as well as SHOCKING bonus footage you won’t want to miss!) I am still missing a few teams, and have not uploaded Team Wolf due to Jason’s miss hit. Broken rib or not, I am just waiting to see if his check clears. If it bounces, it gets uploaded.

CLICK on the “Watch on YouTube” button to access previous videos, and don’t forget to SMASH that Thumb’s Up, LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to the channel for more of this jittery iPhone footage.

Enjoy!

Team 7 (2/3rds anyway) Ken Hochstein and Dave Hamilton

Team 9 – Jerry Carlson and Rick Bailey

Team 11 – Chris Johns and Kevin Stutzman

Team 15 – Bubba Finetti and Nick Cooper

BONUS FOOTAGE:

The Majestic Snappers golf league are scheduled to play the third nine (holes 19 thru 27) every third week. Unlike the front and back nines that include courtesy stretch cart limo rides and relaxing picturesque pontoon boat rides across the majestic Lake Walden, the third nine involves self-piloting your own golf cart thrill ride from the beer deck – through the hair-raising and tense obstacle course parking lot – all the way to the 19th tee while avoiding incidents.

Many films have portals into other worlds where the characters jump through the looking glass through time or space. The portal can be anything from naturally occuring phenomena to manmade. Sometimes the portal is a tornado, like in the Wizard of Oz. Maybe the characters walk through the back of a children’s wardrobe closet (Narnia) into another world. Bill & Ted had their magical phonebooth, and there has even been a hot tub time machine. But maybe the strangest portal plot device is featured in the following 4 minute, 16 second picture you are about to see.

For something magical happens on the way to the 19th tee. The cement walled tunnel under Crouse Rd acts as our very own Stargate portal to a strange and distant land. The portal is dark and forboding, but as you feel the rise of the cart path and the golf cart bursts back into the sunlight – THERE BE JUGGLERS! THERE BE PIRATES! Don’t believe? Take a look…

He that is without sin – let him cast the first stone (club?)

WEEK 8 UPDATE: June 24, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 6/30)

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Herb Green “38”
Low Net: Matt Muraney “31”
Greenies 1: Scott Ford (Sub)
Greenies 2: Creig Allen (Sub)
Team Skin: Lucky hole # 18….. Carrier and Ford AGAIN? This time with a net “9″
5-Hole: Timmy K?? (the question marks indicate a degree of uncertainty?)
AOTD: N/A

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  SUB  Scott Ford        #2:  SUB   CREIG ALLEN

TEAM SKIN: Lucky hole # 18….. Carrier and Ford  AGAIN?????? This time with a net “9”…..

5-HOLE: TIMMY K????…..

BIRDIES: Timmy Kachelski…Jim Kulha…..Paul Oginski….Dave Fury….Jake Ford…Jason Carrier….. Chris Johns…….Herb Green (he took 2)  ….Keith Cross (so did he)…..….Jamie Leece……Kyle  

LOW ACTUAL:  Herb Green  “38”

LOW NET:  Matt Murany   “31”

AOTD:   Dishonorable mention which surely would have come to a successful vote had either yours truly been there to cast a nomination or Jerry Carlson had been there to defend. It seems we may have been hasty last week in granting Jerry Carlson’s nomination of Nick Cooper for temporarily forgetting the location of his golf club…a Driver on the last tee holding up the boat for its ultimate retrieval….But NOT RETRIEVED?????ANYBODY???…..ANYBODY????… The Accusatory nominator Jerry Carlson’s……. lost 8 iron and lost PW…neither of which he even knew was left behind let alone where… Jerry defended with an otherwise persuasive “YOUR OWN WRITE UP OF NICK  said a forgotten PW  or 8 iron might be occasionally reasonable…” But you were not nominated for that brutha, but for being intolerant when you yourself plead for tolerance…Nominate others not, Sinner…

UPDATE (By DaBlade): This story has a happy ending (at least for me).  I had made every Majestic employee aware that I had misplaced my Ping 8-iron and PW the previous week, only to be rebuffed at my pleadings that Lake Walden be drained or dredged in a grid search for same.  I had almost lost hope and was resigned to hitting soft 7’s and 9’s for the rest of the year… after all, the rest of my clubs were all nestled and snug in my bag…

When out on the fairway there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my cart to see what was the matter

Away down fairway 13 I flew with a flash

Lost my cigar and got covered in ash…

When what to my wondering eyes should appear  

Mister Ranger returning my prodigal clubs for a beer!

I sprung to my ball with my newly returned wedge

I waggled and addressed it as if high on a ledge

My backswing was mighty, my follow thru a missile

The ball hooked dead left and was lost in the thistle

I heard the ranger exclaim, ere he drove out of sight

Happy Thursday, you Snappers, now that all is set right!

IN OTHER NEWS: Bailey has been playing with his new golf shot tracer app. (see below) He wants to turn it into a business by charging $5 for great shots… $15 to delete the bad ones and to keep off of YouTube.

After much experimentation, I believe we may have this technology perfected!

The Christmas Club puts a ribbon on it!

Putting some backspin..

Stretch Limo Cart Shuttle to the dock – League night start at tee #10 across Lake Walden requires transportation to the dock before loading onto the pontoon. Which Snapper almost lost all of their clubs during this trip? (and who is responsible for loosening the strap?)

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!

Hold That Boat – “Has anyone seen my driver?”

WEEK 7 UPDATE: June 17, 2021 By: Snapper (Posted: 6/23)

Weekly Cudos:
***Correction from week 6: Low Net: Tony Burton “28”

Low Actual: Dave Hamilton “38”
Low Net: Jake Ford, Stan Fullwood “33”
Greenies 1: Nick Cooper
Greenies 2: Dave Hamilton
Team Skin: Carrier/Ford
5-Hole: Dave Lawless
AOTD: Nick Cooper

Congrats to the following weekly winnas:

GREENIE #1:  Nick Cooper        #2:  Dave Hamilton

TEAM SKIN: Lucky hole # 3….. Carrier and Ford that’s who with a net “6”…..

5-HOLE: Dave Lawless was half way home (Gaylord) when he turned around and came back for the 30 smackeroos learning he had won…..

BIRDIES: Jake Ford, Tommie Harrison, Chris Johs, Herb Green  a….and welcome to the birdie club Paul Oginski….. Jamies Scratch Game: Jake & Herbie cleaned up $50 each….

AOTD:   Nick “Where is my F&%$ing driver?” Cooper ……for…..well you guessed it losing his driver on the course….He didn’t lose it technically since he found it and retrieved it from beside the teebox on the last hole…but not until he held up the boat for what seemed like an eternity of 25 minutes or so since he could not discover the loss until the last group was  ready to embark across Lake Walden… Nick offered two defenses which were both soundly rejected by the league…1: The cart girl distracted me (come on Nick this recurring natural  happening is part of our weekly challenge and we go about our business…& 2: everybody occasionally leaves a club behind… But Nick…a wedge next to the green,  an 8 iron next to the bunker sure…but a Driver at the tee box???? Not hardly…

Congrats to Grace, the Majestic Beer Babe of the Week!

Grace under fire…

                                                                                                        

AND the “other” Natalie..

GO SNAPPERS 2021!!!