ANOTHER EAGLE. and one team that just doesn’t care…apparently

[Golf Sheet / Week 11 (July 13, 2023) – 7/6 Results]<-click

GREENIES:  STEVE STARNES & DAVE KEETON

Low Actual:                                                                          Low Net:

DARIN CRAINE & STEVE STARNES   “35”               DARIN CRAINE “33”

Honorable Mention goes out to LARRY COOPER & HERB GREEN who both broke 40 @ “39 “ each

5 Hole: DAVE KEETON

TEAM SKIN?:   nope ….carry over on # 18

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  the following Snappers carded one of  6 skins this  this night:  WOLF…SCOTT G …..D KEETON …..STARNES ……..DARIN who got 2……(1 bird & 1 Eagle)…actually KEETON  and STARNES each had 3 bird but only got paid for 1 each..then there were JAMIE…COOP…sub TYLER BEAUCHAMP ..sub MIKE TOMAZEWSKI… and DJ who carded birds as well GREAT JOB ALL OF YOU!!!

AOTD?:  NONE was officially voted on but dishonorable mention goes to team STUTSMAN/JOHNS who may say what now???  All we did was take a short vaca…BUT you did violate one of our sacred written rules…PLEASE GO TO: SNAPPERS GOLF LEAGUE.home.blog…hit the menu button and you will find our rules each and every one written down for you. NOTE: …..PASSED BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT OF THE LEAGUE when it was discovered Chris  and Kevin  blew us off two weeks in a row and we chose not to enforce a total FORFEIT on them…….NEW RULE 5(b)..aka the STUTZMAN/JOHNS override which now reads: ANY TEAM MAY BLOW OFF THE LEAGUE SENDING SUBS FOR THEM BOTH AS OFTEN AS THEY WISH NOTWITHSTANDING THE COWAN/PELTIER limitation of once per season. HOWEVER for each subsequent “nose thumbing”  after the 1^st…the entire league has a right to be OFFENDED and to request and/or insist upon just compensation in the form of 1 drink per offended member …the OFFENDING members may split the cost and need not do so at golf course prices. Ask TK what that means if you require clarification. This rule shall have EX POST FACTO retroactive effect…

CONGRATS TO MOLLY, THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK!

This is Molly’s second award (joining Brooklyn, and Sadie) and creating quite a log jam for our year end prestigious Beer Babe of the Year. Here is where we are..

YTD Majestic Beer Babe wins
Ashley X
Breanna X
Brooklyn XX
Maggie X
Molly XX
Sadie XX
Sophia X

KEEP UP THOSE BIRDS!!!!

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!!!!!!!!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 10 (July 6, 2023) – 6/29 Results]<-click

GREENIES:  STEVE STARNES & sub JIM KULHA

Low Actual:

JAMIE LEECE…SCOTT GREGORY  &  DARIN CRAINE “38”

Honorable Mention goes out to JOSH COOK & STEVE STARES both oh so close and  also  broke 40 @ “39 “ each

5 Hole: RICK CARLSON (finally failed to live down to his full handicap)

TEAM SKIN?:   team Burton / Lieckfelt didn’t light the world on fire this night but they did manage to golf one good hole together and then get that hole drawn for the skin…# 5 with a par and a bogie  

net “5” are da winnas!!!!!!

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  the following Snappers carded one of  7 birdies this night:  JOSH COOK  & LARRY COOPER…then there were SCOTT  GREGORY…STEVE STARNES & NICK COOPER who each scored 2 birds….1 of Nick’s and both of Starnes’ held up for skins … …GREAT JOB ALL OF YOU!!!

AOTD?:  yea couldn’t be helped was the defense…..intentionally fucking with a man’s beer drinking on golf night was the offense charged.. knowing opponent sub JIM KULHA loves his beer and frequently RICK CARLSON surreptitiously waived the Beer Cart off 3 times with a shout of “WE’RE GOOD “ while knowing we were not…were it not for the fact that we have all the cart drivers competing for BEER BABE OF THE YEAR honors our 4some may never have seen her again,,, but they are and we did and KULHA got to her that time.. GUILTY AS CHARGED…ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!

Congratulations to Molly, this week’s Beer Babe honory!

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 9 (June 29, 2023) – 6/22 Results]<-click

GREENIES:  Steve Markunas & Larry Cooper  both 1^st of the season 

Low Actual: STEVE STARNES   “34”   Low Net:  STEVE STARNES “31

Honorable Mention goes out to Nick Cooper who was overheard  (not bragging) noticeably happy with  a career low actual score of “38”

5 Hole: TONY TOMASZEWSKI

TEAM SKIN?:   nope …not tonight …7 team carry over on par 5 # 24

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  IT WAS RAINING!….no not Cats & Dogs…nor all over the world  as rockers ELO sang about in in their hit “Show Down”….nope not raindrops on BJ THOMAS’ head neither….IT WAS RAINING BIRDIES..16 in all…WOW!!.. the following Snappers carded their 1^st birdie of the season:  Johnny Martin…Dave Keeton…Jason Wolfendon…Timmy Kachelski….then also scoring one under par at least once this night were :Rich Alexander…..Tony Stipak……Chris Johns…Scott Gregory…Steve Gregory …DJ Hochenstein…and NICK COOPER who gobbled up 2 (1 of which scored in Jamies scratch skin pot) and Steve Starnes who   HO HUM   market 3 of em on his scorecard one of which also held up  in Jamies game…other scratch skin winners of the  birdie masters included Tony T …DJ  and Hollywood…GREAT JOB ALL OF YOU!!!

As the Beastie Boys might say, “No Sleep Till Brooklyn“

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 8 (June 22, 2023) – 6/15 Results]<-click

GREENIES:  Matt Murany &  Nick Cooper

Low Actual: Dave Keeton with a  “40”

Low Net:  Nick Cooper “34”

5 Hole: Gordie Strachnan  ( YEAAAAA GORDIE YOU GO GIRL)

TEAM SKIN?:   5 week carryover was broken the way it should be ….WITH AN EAGLE…team MARTIN/KEETON had a net “8” and actually an actual “8” on the par 5 # 18 finishing hole…but no they didn’t each card a birdie…oh no Johnnie scored a very respectable par and KEETON slammed his 3^rd shot home for the 1^st EAGLE for our league this year…..least wise that’s the score they turned in with likely nobody sitting around the finishing hole to watch as usual due to the weather….….just kidding …nics job  guys…

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  that’s right Keeton’s EAGLE got him a piece along with unmatched birdies by Dave WOLF  …Herbie and Gordie (YEAH GORDIE YOU GO GIRL…sorry already said that……CONGRATS TO ALL WEEK 1 WINNERS…..

Refuge sought (and found) on a rainy night with Ashley, this week’s Majestic Snappers Beer in the Barn Babe of the Week!

And now, a Special Message from Bill Lumberg…

“Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead come in Saturday. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk?”

Let’s hope for clearler skies and flowing adult beverages…

“I Asked For A Mai Tai, And They Brought Me A Piña Colada.”

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 7 (June 15, 2023) – 6/8 Results]<-click

SBITES  (aka Snapper Bites)

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GREENIES:  STUTZ and Dirt

Low Actual: Darin (again) with a nice “38”

Low Net:  Damn the end of season golf ball budget just took a hit:

          Darin Craine, Matt Murany, Dave Wolfendon, Jason Wolfendon and Jason Carrier all netted “35”!!

5 Hole:?  Dave Wolfendon scored his 2^nd of the season

TEAM SKIN?:   Woa!! Got 5 week carryover before entry fees are collected tonight…..

JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  WOLF   STARNES and DIRT all carded birdies good enough for cash money… each got paid  1 apiece..

…CONGRATS TO ALL WEEK 1 WINNERS….

 As a little side note on this our 1^st position round,,,roughly 1/3 of the way thru the season just a handful of SNAPPERS are again hoggin all the birdies like they were mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving..

Jamie has 20…Coop 21…Johnny Martin  22 …. Darin 27… and whats this? STUTZ quietly killin it at 28 out of 45 holes so far….NICE!!!!  how about dare I say it…an EAGLE???

WOUNDED SNAPPER UPDATE>>>OH Hell enough about me…just know I had every intention  of returning tonight but for a nonmedical (F&&&ingTruck) vehicle problem….See Ya Soon..;.

congrats to a rare Majestic Beer Babe double !

Meet Breanna with an ‘E’

Meet Another first timer, Brooklyn

GO SNAPPERS!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 6 (June 8, 2023) – 6/1 Results]<-click

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Jamie Leece “35”
Low Net: Jamie Leece “31”
Greenies winner #1: Johnny Martin
Greenies winner #2: Jamie Leece
5 hole winner: Jamie Leece
Skins winners: Carry over
AOTD Winner: NA

WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE JAMIE LEECE CUDOS SHEET!!!!!

JAMIE shot 1 under 35 for Low Actual…. 5 under 31 for Low Net….scored a Greenie and the 5-Hole …and oh yeah one of the 3 scratch skins in his weekly pool…..

What’s that you say Steve Starnes and Darren Craine with your 37s and Steve Markunas and Scott Gregory with your 38s?????  Well we all  appreciate your accomplishments (all but Jamie that is) cuz they weren’t quite good enough for the championship but nevertheless here is one for each of you :  ATTABOY,,,,,,ATTABOY…ATTABOY…ATTABOY…

and JAMIE:  ATTABOY!!!!

                        JAMIES SCRATCH SKINS GAME:  DARIN CRAINE & SCOTT GREGORY each got paid  1 apiece..

…CONGRATS TO ALL WEEK 1 WINNERS….

Congrats to Sadie (again) as the MBBOTW!

GO SNAPPERS!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 5 (June 1, 2023) – 5/25 Results]<-click

WARNING! The link above will display the weekly golf sheet with an actual error with respect to the Low Actual. If this error will cause you pain and suffering for this callous insensitivity, DO NOT OPEN!

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: Johnny Martin “42” Darin Craine “40” *Sorry Johnny – but as Ricky Bobby used to say, ‘If you ain’t first, you’re last. ‘ 
Low Net: Kyle Lieckfelt “34”
Greenies winner #1: Jamie Leece
Greenies winner #2: Gordie Strachnan
5 hole winner: Dave Wolfenden
Skins winners: Carry over
AOTD Winner: NA

A week about nothing?

The greens were angry that day my friends…

GO SNAPPERS!!

[Golf Sheet / Week 4 (May 25, 2023) – 5/18 Results]<-click

Weekly Cudos:

Low Actual: DJ Hochstein & J Leece “39”
Low Net: DJ Hochstein “33”
Greenies 1: “Joe” Dirt (?)
Greenies 2: Dave Furey
Team Skin: carry over
5-Hole: Chris Carlson
AOTD: N/A

Per Snapper, “Check non-league members Jason Carrier and Dave Murany to see if they subbed last week (they did)… if so cudos for perfect attendance after 3 weeks. Or as Timmy likes to ask: What’s the best kinda golf? FREE GOLF!”

Congrats to the weekly winners above, including apparently “Joe” Dirt for scoring the first greenie. I was working off of cell phone photos of the score cards and winners sheet, so I present to you “Exhibit A” as evidence of Dirt’s accomplishment:

When I asked Ricky if he knew who Dirt was, he speculated that it was probably Timmy K and Chris must have wrote down this as short-hand for ‘Dirt Bag”. Chris entered a denial of this into the record.

HANDICAP MOVING DAY: 22 League members with perfect attendance now have new handicaps based on this year’s scores. For a handful of you, your handicaps didn’t change. For about a third of you with hot starts, you lost a stroke or two. For a “lucky” few, you’re picking up some strokes. Larry and Kyle are tied with the dubious distinction of gaining 4 strokes of handicap over last year’s averages. Congrats, I guess…

Last but not least, congratulations to Maggie, this week’s Majestic Beer Babe of the Week! According to Tony, She’s happy since she’s been here a few years and this is her first win.”

GO SNAPPERS!!

You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?
I don’t want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!

[Golf Sheet / Week 3 (May 18, 2023) – 5/11 Results]<-click

GREENIES: JWOLF  &  OGI

                        Low actual: Kevin Stutzman  “36”

                        Low Net:  Stutz  again“  30”

                        Team Skin:  Matt Murany & Tom Boyd   with a team net score of “5”  on #26

                        AOTD: drumroll please   ….the 1^st award of the season goes to Kevin Stutzman for “alleged” Hissy Fitting injured Snapper simply buying a drink (in the middle of the fairway as he was attempting to shoot even par golf for the round (which he did …congrats)… for the entire round yours truly was moaning in apparent pain after every swing attempt despite playing opponent’s encouragement.. “You don’t have to play every hole Rick”  “take it easy on yourself  Rick” “…at least have a drink to help relax and settle you down Rick”…..finally with 1 and ½ holes left  Snapper relented and hobbled to the golf cart around the white stake 150 marker when Stutz thought it a breach of ettiqut….(sp?)  now nobody but Markunas heard it (a point made in Stutz defense)  but he said it was an unmistakeable “Hissy Fit”…and as you should all know by now two things…1. The power of the pen is mine  and  2.  Hissy Fits are not allowed on league even alleged ones no matter how unlikely due to the otherwise gentlemanly nature of the the golfer involved. SO KEVIN congrats on sweeping the entire row on the sheet winning 3 golf balls on a single night…ASSHOLE!!!!

BIRDIES???: Matt Murany Tom Boyd 1 each…2 for Darin…1 for Herbie and 2 for Rich Alexander..1 each for Stutz..Johns and Markunas..Coop…Fury and Romo and 2 for Ogi…Jamies scratch skins winner(s) were somewhere in there)…CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS….

“IS THIS BETTER?”

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Captain’s speech: “Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. . . well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.”

[Golf Sheet / Week 2 (May 11, 2023) – 5/4 Results]<-click

Makin’ hay at the first tee last week…

WELCOME BACK SNAPPERS !!!!!!

ONE MORE BIG ATTA  BOY CONGRATS TO

2022 League Winners:  Jamie Leece & Herb Green

This year we say goodbye to Long time League Members Jason Carrier and Jake Ford and to short timer Toby Smith

Replacing them are:

Darin Craine and Jeff Hodge and Nathan Miller

WELCOME  and remember   Once a Snapper always a Snapper!!! Jason Carrier has already returned to sub and I expect we will see Toby…maybe not as often as we see Dave Murany but who knows???

WEEK 1 GREENIES:  Tony T and Steve Starnes

                        Low actual: newbie Darin Craine   “ 40” heard collecting his money to mumble something like   “THIS WILL BE A PIECE OF CAKE”

                        Low Net:  Tony Burton  “  34”

                        Team Skin:  carry over

                        5 Hole:  sub Shawn Spishak

                        AOTD: none as yet

CONGRATS TO ALL WEEK 1 WINNERS except Darin……

Say hello to Sopia, the first Majestic Beer Babe of the Week for 2023!

GO SNAPPERS 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!!